I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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