"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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