Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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