You just made me feel so damn special
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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