OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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