Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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