so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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