4 words: hood of his car
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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