my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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