it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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