Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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