brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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