p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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