i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
