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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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