Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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