Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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