I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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