I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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