How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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