just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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