Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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