I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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