we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The air was thick with penises
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
