This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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