I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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