so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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