you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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