My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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