Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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