I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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