she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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