It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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