would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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