I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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