Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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