didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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