So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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