i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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