i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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