I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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