No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
