this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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