Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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