Umm I'm too high to move.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
What should our trivia night team be named?
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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