She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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