Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
