3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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