You're so nebulous sometimes
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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