God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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