in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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