I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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