it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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