Just cropdusted the office
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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