so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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