Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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