Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
