franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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